Lulz were had

An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down.
The teacher says, 'Save the children!'
The lawyer yells, 'FUCK THE CHILDREN!'
The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?'

What has 8 balls and rapes Mexicans.
-The lottery

why do monkeys always frown?
-they know when they evolve they will be black i

4 guys are standing on the edge of a 500 foot cliff. A White guy, a Black guy, a Korean guy, and a Mexican guy.
The Korean guy shouts at the top of his lungs, "This is foh my peopre!" and jumps off the cliff.
Next the Mexican guy exclaims, "This is for my people!" and jumps off the cliff.
The White guy speaks up next and says "This is for my people!" and pushes the black guy off the cliff.

Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading. Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

what's the best thing about a blowjob?
-ten minutes of silence

A priest and a rabbi are sitting together in a park. The priest looks over to the sandbox where a boy is playing and says "I'd like to screw that boy." The rabbi looks over and replies, "Out of what?"

Why do women have vaginas?
-So men will talk to them.
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